Cats think Rick Ross The Rapper is a fraud? Nah, mayne. Meet Ashley Ann Kirilow. She’s Canadian, which means she’s probably smarter than most Americans by the grade curve, and is genetically designed to beat the shit out of things with sticks. It also means that she has free health care in Ontario. Remember that.
Ashley developed breast cancer in 2008, & thanks to the uber-cyberspace we live in, she let it be known worldwide. She had a Facebook page for her unregistered charity, ‘Change’ For Cure, & raised tens of thousands of monies from various outlets & organizations that pledged dedication to her cause, & more importantly, fighting cancer in general. Ashley even convinced a cancer awareness organization to help her raise over $20,000 to fly her to Disneyworld. To help the volunteers, relatives, friends, family, & anonymous supporters feel truly connected to Ash & her struggles, she frequently updated her Facebook status, showing the graphic effects of her chemotherapy sessions, including hair loss, pale skin, & weight loss.
By this time, Ashley had become somewhat of a national celebrity, when she asked her mother for some money to help with her medical procedures. Oddly enough, her mother reminded her of the free health care in Canada, then informed her father that she felt something was not right with their daughter’s story. With that silly oversight, the jig was up.
Ashley didn’t have cancer. She made up the story with self-admitted hopes of getting her family back together. Really though, I can understand. It’s like that episode of that show one show where the kid pretends to break his arm so his parents will be so concerned with his injury that they’ll forget they hate each other’s guts. Except, this is real life, & Ashley has taken a lot of money from a lot of well-meaning, kind hearted, good sumaritans. Yikes. If this was an episode of My Name Is Earl she would’ve gotten hit by a car by now, & her magic lotto ticket would be lost forever. But again, this is real life.
Ashley was arrested for charges of fraud on August 7, when she decided to turn herself in to authorities. If convicted, she’d better start getting her rap-writing skills on point, because she’ll have 2 years to impress Drake enough to put her on his label roster. (Because face it, folks: Drake will absolutely, positively have his own record label by then.) Since her “capture,” Ashley has blamed a lousy childhood & her parents faulty relationship for her horrid decision making skills. Not for nothing, but if you can’t decided right from wrong at 23 years of age, there’s a good chance that that is the reason for a parental separation to begin with. I have a lot of cousins, & let’s just say that stupid kids can be mad stressful. Chances are they’ll be bailing you out of jail & raising your children in no time, if they aren’t doing both already. Hey, Ashley’s already halfway there! To add insult to injury, the family has said, publicly, that they won’t support Ashley through her trial, & when it’s all said & done, her parents still aren’t together.
Again, cats call Rick Ross The Rapper a fraudulent, fake, hoax of a man. Well, at least he didn’t tug my heart strings to get my attention. No homo.
