◦Boobs secrete precious life juice for baby nourishment. Ass doesn’t secrete anything, but if it does, upgrade your diet.
◦When gravity strikes the boobs, there are various bras that can be called into service for mammorial containment. When gravity strikes ass, though, it’s a slow, spiral-like spread, & any man on earth knows that there’s no stopping an awesome ass. (Even as it grows less & less awesome by the pound.)
◦When woman jog, boobs jiggle. Bigger boobs even bounce. But a big ass claps, & truth be told, that’s only appealing on unappealing strippers & their bullet wounds (preferably whilst I watch them earn their “tuition”).
◦Underboob makes a great hand-warmer, while modest cleavage can also be used for storing small things, like pens & cell phones. Asses are used for storage, also, but it’s a completely different process. Think ‘The Miracle Of Birth’ in reverse. & anal-y.
◦Boobs are right under the face. There’s no hiding what may or may not be a butterface later that day. Asses, on the other hand, are as deceptive and sneaky as 8 year old twins. What appears to be the voluptuous hips of a woman in the distance could very well be je
an leggings on a dude who exercises way too much.