Chris Brown is officially the Charlie Brown of R&B music. Or, then again, he raps now, too. In that case, let’s all take a moment to acknowledge that Chris Brown, like it or not, is Hip Hop. Own it. Dude had a show planned in the UK, only to find out he’s banned, & can’t enter the country. How embarrassing. Meanwhile, back here in good ol’ New Jersey, Jim Jones was turned away from Summer Jam the other night, like some type of vagrant trying to use their restroom. This supposedly interrupted the big Dip Set reunion that heads are so excited about. Not that Juelz Santana stuck around for it anyway, but that’s just what I heard. Regardless, Jim Jones was not allowed in Summer Jam, a place that is basically sustained by the rap world. Sweet irony. This dude’s reputation isn’t worth cockroach innards. Neither is Chris’, for that matter, but at least he’s paid his “debt to society.” Jim however, gets no penalty for being a douche.
Maybe the UK thinks Chris is going to go on a slapping & biting spree, & their police force isn’t strong enough to protect all the pretty young things from his wrath. In that case, I would’ve banned his ass, too. I’m pretty sure Tyga would be with him & they were planning on doing songs from that ‘Fan Of A Fan‘ mixtape (YIKES!). If so, the UK government knows that Tyga’s signed to Lil Wayne, a felon like Chris, & figure that’s way too much criminology for the UK to handle at once. In all seriousness though, they have a law against violent felons entering their country, & I can dig it. Chris Brown shouldn’t be an exception to the rule. In true Charlie Brown fashion, there’s no other way it could go. Or, “Good grief,” if you will. Catching L’s on other continents takes #fail to brand new lows. Still, I find it hard to feel sorry for people doing better than me, though.
Jim Jones, on the other hand, wasn’t the victim of domestic violence gone askew. This clown is just a jerk who gets paid to keep reminding you. If you need proof, or a good laugh, go to WorldStarHipHop.Com & search Jim Jones’ videos. There’s no question why people wouldn’t let him in their venue. Aside from the fact that he’ll spit at your employees & he may smell questionable, he seems to find somebody to fight everywhere. When a man bumps into his enemies at finer haberdashery establishments, something’s wrong. If fighting in Walmart is ghetto, then fighting is the Louis Vuitton store is gay. No 2 ways around it.
Truth be told, Jim isn’t the worst rapper. He’s just a terrible person. As much as people want to write off common decency in society, niggas like Jim are loud, obnoxious, ignorant embarrassments to all kinds of humans. I saw a video of him treating an older, Black doorman like trash & lost all respect for him. Being cocky & being an asshole are 2 different things.
If only my problems were as trivial as being denied access to venues. Chris’ needs the exposure, lest he remain brown-balled forever. Jim, on the other hand, is ballin’. He’ll be alright, even if he refuses to trim his facial hair. Not for nothing, but I bet both of these cats think being banned is hilarious. & since I’ve convinced myself of that, then so do I.